What would you do?

Someone posts a question like...

What would you do if a great hairy black tarantula came crawling across your bed in the middle of the night?

The next person supplies their personal answer...

For example: I'd scream so loud that I'd get arrested for waking the whole neighborhood up!

and follows that up with their own "What if" question.

Enjoy!

So...

What would you do if your parents sent you to a Monastery?

I'll sleep for whole day

What would you do if you get arrested for the crime you haven't committed?

I'd hit and insult police officers and end up in prison for something i actually did but i would get away with it cos i'm cute

What would you do in case of a zombie invasion?

I'd probably be one of the first ones to go, so I'd just shamble around randomly attacking people and eating their brains.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that you'd become obese overnight?

I'd role over to grab my candy bar and celebrate not watching my calories lol. then i'd die prolly...high on sugar and happy lol. But i think it would be a sad scene



What would you do if you drunk poison by accident and had only half an hour to live?

I'd call my family and tell them how much I love them, and then I'd lay down in bed and try to fall asleep, so I don't feel anything when it comes.

Frankly I hate thinking about scenarios like that. They're depressing.

What would you do if you saw a girl in a Playboy bunny outfit ride by on a skateboard?

I'll take my bike, and chasing her around until she get tired, and then I'll take her home

What 3 wishes will you ask a genie from a lamp?

there wishes ( I am assuming I can't cheat and wish for more wises)
I would wish for a Large house and grounds some there nice ( the deed so i own it)
I would wish for health to I can enjoy the house
finaly i would wish for an occupation I love doing ( proably writing stories or running a library or book store or publishers)

what would you do if you were faced with a tax man?
does that make more sence now?

well, if i knew what you meant by that i'd prolly know what to do But since i don't know i'd ask someone to help me by explaining what happened

What would you do if you found a 10 000 000 dollars winning lottery ticket on the floor...after you saw a granny drop her purse on that spot.

pfff... grany does not need 10 000 000 dolars, she is not gonna live long anyway. I would give her 100 000. Its more than enough till the end of her days

But what if the grany turns back and says: oh my dear thank you very much for picking up my lucky ticket?

I'd run in the other direction She'd forget it bye the end of the day




What would you do if your ex put a video of you two 'having fun' on internet?

I'd use my Photoshop talents and edit his naked pics, and then open a whole Deviant Art gallery with pics of his hairy ass and tiny weenie!

What would you do if you woke up in Vegas next to your new husband/wife, and not even remembering their name...or their face???

Slip her one, then slip out the door to the nearest pub.


What would you do if you had loads of money, a raging thirst, BUT found the pubs all closed?

I'd buy a Pub and pay extra to all the waiters to work overtime, and then invite all my friends and throw a huge drinking party!

What would you do if somebody promised 10 million euros to you if you drink 20 litres of beer within an hour!

Become VERY rich - and VERY drunk


What would you do if you'd managed the above task but the morning after you had no paracetamol (pain relief)??

Thank Dagon, they've invented Anacin
Paracetamol will kill me

What would you do if you become last living human being on whole world?

Look for an attractive sheep

What would you do if you were running your parents to the airport and ran out of petrol in the worst part of town in the early hours of Saturday morning as the drunks were heading home?

Ask them if they still have some booze with them, and start drinking.

What would you do if one morning you find yourself only 1" (2.54 cm) tall?

I would post myself to Kylie's dressing room

What would you do if you found the Governments bank account details and all passwords needed for access?

You perv

I'll return those things to him and told him to be careful with that. Who knows what kind of people can find such a important things

I'll make an account in swiss bank and, and transfer all money to my account of course.

What would you do if you become God?

EDIT: I would reshape the world to my own desires, making it into almost a living D&D game, with me as it's Dungeon Master!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What would you do if you got sucked into a fantasy world?

Edit your post, we want to know

and answer...I'd rule it eventually

What would you do if you woke up one day after a crazy party naked in bed with the person you dislike horribly

I would gather my clothes and sneak out as quietly as possible.

What would you do if you were kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space?!

I'll convince them that I'm a God and they shall obey me and do whatever I ask them to do

What would you do if you'll become God for one day?