Warp A Wish

Ok...this is how it works:

The first person makes a wish, and the next person warps it!

Then makes another one...and the game continues...

For example:

I say: I wish it was sunny today.

Next person replies like this: Wish granted! BUT...you get sunburned and get your skin transplanted from your ties to your face!

Have fun!

I wish I could drive better than my sister!

as if... ok, i'll play your little game

WISH GRANTED! But...you get ''A driver of a year'' award and feeling so happy and self-confident you get really drunk and try to drive back home...cops pull you over and they take away your licence...for good

Now it's my turn...umm...

I wish I could always get it my way

Umm...don't you always get it your way anyway?

Ok...

WISH GRANTED! But...Your ways get so twisted and evil that you end up destroying the whole human civilization, including yourself!



And now...

I wish I had a beautiful house by the sea.

Wish granted...BUT...as the result of global warming, the sea level goes up with a big tsunami destroying your beautiful house (insurance doesn't cover tsunami damage ) and you SURVIVE by a miracle but are left living in a shelter and living on charity and leftovers of food from near by chinese restaurant

I wish I could walk on water

WISH GRANTED! But one day you go sleepwalking, and as you walk and walk for hours...you wake up in the middle of the ocean with no sense of space or direction, and you get lost, surrounded by nothing by sea.....Sea you can walk on, but you can't drink...or eat...or...ah well...you get the point.

I wish to have the most beautiful voice in the world.

WISH GRANTED! But having the most most beautiful voice in the world you are no longer human but a nighting gale and are hunted and caged.

I wish I could write fantastic tales

WISH GRANTED! But you get so obssesed with fantasy world you slowly lose your mind and end up in mental hospital.

I wish I could be forever young.

Aww, it's a bit late to wish for that, don't you think? lol Your wish should be ''I wish I could be young again.'' instead!

Just kiddin You know I love you!

Ok...

WISH GRANTED! But you keep your eternal youth, and the love of your life grows old and dies, and you spend eternity in grief and misery, wishing nothing but to turn back the hands of time and grow old with the one you loved. Ah...so sad!

I wish I would marry my soul mate.

WISH GRANTED! But you find out that you soul ha more than one mate and are limited to one part of you pines and you hate you husband and divorice shortly after.

I wish I had a life limes supllies of chcolate and books

WISH GRANTED! But you eat so much chocolate that you get so fat that your fat cheeks cover your eyes and you can't even read. And plus, you're too fat to get up from your chair and reach for any book as well!

I wish I could always be happy!

WISH GRANTED! But you so happy all the time, and its the only thing you feel at first it only bugs the people arround you untill one day it gets to much and some one close to you goes into a homicidale rage and kills you to stop all the happieness.

I wish i had dark purple hair, that does not go pink.

WISH GRANTED! But your hair is so dark purple and never can turn pink even if you try to color it pink, that when you meet a man of your life and fall sooo madly in love with him, you grieve for the days when your hair could have been pink since he's attracted only to girls with pink hair. lol

I wish to have a lot of true friends that I can always count on.

Wish granted...but your dear friends become seriously obsessed by you and your life and soon... they become your life...you move in together and never leave the house again...cos all u need is each other and pizza delivery

I wish I could understand and speak all world languages

WISH GRANTED! But you can only understand and speak one language at a time, and it's randomized every day, so one day you may only be able to speak and understand English, the next day only Sanskrit, and the next day Native American sign language!

I wish I had the ability to conjure my fantasies into reality.

WISH GRANTED! But your mind, as complicated and imaginative as it is, gets too overwhelmed and makes it impossible to conjure one thing at a time. So you're left with only a mess of confused thoughts and fantasies that you can't separate from each other!

I wish I could live without sleeping!

WISH GRANTED! You do not have to sleep at all, but after 7 days of not having anything to do all night and nobody to talk to, you go crazy and jump off a bridge.

I wish I could fly.

WISH GRANTED...but now you can only fly and you can never come back to the ground...so you fly into a storm and in a magnificent struggle to survive you fail miserably and get struck by a lightning and hit by an airplane

I wish i could earn money by doing nothing

WISH GRANTED! You're married with some Arab sheik

I wish I am the smartest human being on Earth.

WISH GRANTED! But as you walk from the Nobel price award Ceremony you get hit by a car and you become crippled. So you cannot communicate in any way and you end your life knowing you are smarter than everybody else but nobody knows except you!


I wish I had a time machine.

This is my first time doing such thing but here goes nothing ( and my English sucks...)

WISH granted: But when you are traveling your time machine brokes and your are stuck between time

I wish i could know everything

WISH GRANTED! But with the knowledge of everything you go slowly go mad knowing that your time on this world will mean absolutely nothing, knowing that nothing you do will change the course of history

I wish i had the ability to use magic

Wish granted! But when your magic is discovered a bunch of religious fundamentalists kidnap you and burn you at the stake!

I wish to become a god!

WISH GRANTED! As you ascend to the divine realms you become powerless as you have no followers which are the base of power for any god, all you can do is watch as time goes by

I wish i was able to play guitar like Michael Romeo

WISH GRANTED! Michael Romeo breaks his arm and can never play guitar again. Since you can't play guitar either, you play just like he does. Not at all!

I wish that fat women were viewed as sexier than thin women.